“THE WAY I TALK IS RUINING MY LIFE”

Therapy Gecko

iHeartPodcasts

Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 951 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

A guy calls in to talk about how certain conversational habits he’s fallen into are ruining his life. Then a caller questions if he smokes too much weed, a woman reveals the ongoing lie about her miracle baby, and a retired escort recalls on his many paid dates with older men. Can you validate my parking? I am a gecko.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Call from Nathan Huxible to accept.
0:03.0	Hello?
0:04.0	Hey, how's it going?
0:06.0	What's up Nathan?
0:07.0	Not much.
0:08.0	How you doing man? I'm hanging in there. What's going on with you?
0:10.0	Uh, not much.
0:11.0	Hey, there was something I wanted to call and talk to you about. Yeah, please. So, I have this weird addiction and it only happens with my friends for a while, but then it happens in real life where I say
0:26.8	Mann a lot. Like I'll say, hey, Mon, or thanks, Mon, and I can't really get rid of it.
0:35.0	Like, like you do like a Jamaican, Mon?
0:39.0	Yeah, I must be, Mon. I just, see see I did it again.
0:44.0	Uh, what do you think is causing you to do this?
0:49.0	Probably just like repetition? I don't know know I've done it so much that is like
0:55.6	literally ingrained in my mind now how how long have you been saying Mon for?
1:09.0	Probably like two or three years at this point.
1:12.0	Has anyone ever told you to stop? probably like two or three years at this point.
1:15.0	Has anyone ever told you to stop? Um, surprisingly, no.
1:22.0	Do you think there's anything wrong with it?
1:25.0	I think it really started to take its toll is we went so we went to the 7-Eleven right and they have these candies that are now discontinued called
1:35.7	Mystery Monkeys and we went into every 711 trying to find them referring to them as
1:41.8	mystery monkeys and and
1:44.0	the cash here's got really confused.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from iHeartPodcasts, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of iHeartPodcasts and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.