I Am A Moisturising Freak
ill-advised by Bill Nighy
EYEPOD Studios
5.0 • 642 Ratings
🗓️ 27 November 2025
⏱️ 27 minutes
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Summary
Bill answers your questions from how to deal with challenging odours to what to wear on the aeroplane.
This episode's playlist is called ‘Dance Tunes For Snake Hips’
‘It’s About That Walk’ by Prince
‘Good and Strong’ by Sy Smith
‘Only In It For The Money’ by Jimmy Smith, Dr.John
‘A Rose Is Still a Rose’ by Aretha Franklin
‘Stay - Live Nassau Coliseum ’76’ by David Bowie
‘I Wanna Know’ by Cymande
And the book of the episode is ‘The Bookshop’ by Penelope Fitzgerald
Spotify link to the playlist here
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, good afternoon and good evening, depending on where you are on the planet. |
| 0:05.6 | This is Bill Nye and this is ill-advised by Bill Nye, which alliterates and ascents at the same time, |
| 0:12.5 | which is rare in a podcast title. |
| 0:15.1 | This is a podcast for people who don't get out much and can't handle it when they do. |
| 0:19.8 | If you're relaxed at dinner parties and good in bed, there's nothing for you here. |
| 0:24.8 | We've had questions from every corner, not that the planet has corners, but every corner of the planet. |
| 0:32.3 | And we're excited about that. |
| 0:34.4 | So, wherever you are on the planet does not disqualify you. Please, if we can help, |
| 0:40.0 | we almost certainly can't, but we can try. Let's have a listen. I will try really hard not to make |
| 0:46.1 | things worse. Hi, Bill. Leslie here from Bristol. Enjoying the advice. I have a question, a problem. With your propensity for books |
| 0:56.5 | and fiction in particular, I was wondering how you store your books. Now we're through this |
| 1:02.6 | podcast of your bent for less rather than more in a room. What's your advice for someone |
| 1:08.8 | like me now drowning in books? |
| 1:15.8 | Leslie, as you might imagine, I don't store books. |
| 1:17.1 | I don't keep them. |
| 1:24.4 | I used to think that I would, and I used to treat them as if they were kind of sacred objects. |
| 1:30.2 | I still have maximum respect for them, and I, as you may know, I spend half my life reading, but I don't hang on to them. The only books I retain are those that have sentimental |
| 1:37.1 | value, or on the few occasions when people have given me valuable books. I have two or three books, |
| 1:43.8 | which are worth quite a lot of |
| 1:45.5 | money. And if they're signed either by the author or by someone that I admire or love, I suppose at |
| 1:54.0 | one point in my life I did think I was going to live when I grew up. I was going to live in a book-lined |
| 1:59.2 | room. But in fact, when I came to the point where I had a room, I didn't want it to be book-lined |
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