I Almost Died | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 199

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It's another week of 2 Bears 1 Cave with the OG bears Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer! They bears start off with sharing how they recently dealt with conflict resolution between them, spray tans, the worst picture of Bert yet, and the Just For Laughs Comedian of the Year award. The bears see if you can cure stinky body parts, they discuss surfing, and Tom shares a story of how he almost drowned. They wrap up the episode with reviewing videos of Great White Sharks, Orcas and Polar Bears attacking people.

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0:00.0	This week on Two Bears One Cave.
0:02.0	I cried so aggressively.
0:04.4	You did?
0:04.9	It's not cool.
0:07.2	My tits look perfect.
0:08.6	I trimmed up my chest hairs,
0:10.1	and I get turned on by myself.
0:11.5	And it is named out, but he goes,
0:13.3	Hey, everyone will know who that is, bro.
0:14.7	No, they won't.
0:17.0	100%.
0:23.1	Welcome to the hardest hitting news show on the internet.
0:28.4	We're going to go over some real hard-hitting stories today.
0:32.4	Some things going on in the Middle East.
0:35.6	New laws changing in China, of course,
0:38.4	the situation that Ukraine continues to develop with me as always.
0:42.4	My name's Joe List.
0:46.3	Okay.
0:46.8	Hi, Joe.
0:48.0	What's up, Mark? How you doing?
0:49.2	Excuse me.
0:49.9	Hey, it's good.
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