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Hypochondria Makes Ben Think He's Always Going to Die

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BENOFTHEWEEK

Fiction, News, Drama, Entertainment News, Comedy

4.93.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Are you a hypochondriac? Then this is the episode for you! This week, Ben talks about all the times his anxiety has led him to thinking he's going to die. Ben talks about how a typo made him think he had cancer, the time his red dye fear got so out of control he even avoided apples, how he's afraid everything will give you cancer, and so much more! Plus, Ben gives his tips for how to manage being scared of everything. Tweet your crazy near-death experiences to @benoftheweek using #IAlmostDiedPodcast! Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast Follow Ben on YouTube Follow Ben on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello everybody, hello, welcome back to the I almost died podcast.

0:10.8

Imagine if I did a whole episode with a British accent.

0:14.8

I don't think I could do it because when I do a British accent it turns into an Australian

0:18.4

accent and in my brain I can differentiate the two sometimes so it would not end well.

0:26.3

Anyways, hello.

0:28.7

I feel like British people are going to get like they're going to one day the nation

0:33.5

of England is going to stick their foot down.

0:37.4

I mean, stomp their foot down and say we've had enough.

0:40.3

We've had enough of these North Americans doing terrible British accents because I know

0:44.6

dang well when whatever British people do like an American accent and it's like not

0:51.5

amazing Americans are like, so I feel like there's going to be I'm predicting in 10

0:57.7

years there's going to be a clash of sorts.

1:00.6

There's going to be a little war, an accent war.

1:05.7

Wasn't that just like the war in the 1800s?

1:10.8

Was there not a war where they dumped tea?

1:12.8

It was like British versus the Americans.

1:16.1

Listen.

1:19.1

Canada schools didn't teach me anything.

1:23.0

People crap on American school systems.

1:26.8

The Canadian school system is just as bad mama's the way I know nothing.

1:30.5

The way my brain, though I cannot literally picture one thing that I learned in my time

1:37.8

in middle school, high school or elementary school.

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