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Ben Almost Died of Embarrassment at a School Dance!

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BENOFTHEWEEK

Fiction, News, Drama, Entertainment News, Comedy

4.93.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

School dances can be a lot of fun, assuming you don't almost die in one! This week, Ben relives the time he thought it was a good idea to dress up as a bunch of grapes for a Halloween school dance and try to ask his crush for a slow dance. From the start, things didn't go as planned, as his grape costume, consisting of a tight green morph suit and tons of green balloons, began to fall apart on the ride to school. Once the dance came around, Ben was nothing more than a guy in a green costume. When he finally got the nerve to ask her for a slow dance, she rejected him so hard, he was forced to fill up on snacks and eat his pain away. Tweet your crazy near-death experiences to @benoftheweek using #IAlmostDiedPodcast! Watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be helpful! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/IAlmostDiedPodcast Follow Ben on YouTube Follow Ben on Instagram Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, mummos.

0:05.5

Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh.

0:07.5

Welcome back to a brand new episode with featuring me and my face grease and my face

0:15.5

sweat because it's becoming summer in LA and I cannot take the heat past room temperature.

0:22.8

So if you're watching this on the video, please excuse the fact that I look like a rotisserie

0:29.5

chicken.

0:31.6

You know when you go to the grocery store and they have the little rotisserie chicken, stand

0:37.6

in the deli and they're all just sitting there cooking for eternity.

0:42.0

That is what I look like and it doesn't help that I have like 14 lights on me right now.

0:46.0

So please excuse my rotisserie chickenness.

0:49.4

How are you doing?

0:50.4

Hello, bestie.

0:51.4

I freaking missed you.

0:52.4

Hope you had a great week.

0:55.2

Today, I have a story for you which is of course how I almost died but this time a little

1:06.2

bit figuratively.

1:08.6

Now a lot of you might be able to relate to this.

1:11.3

I'm sure pretty much everyone listening to this will be able to relate to this because

1:15.3

this takes place out of middle school dance.

1:20.8

If you're schooled and if you're middle school didn't have any dances, I envy you.

1:26.3

I envy the peace and serenity you have in your soul.

1:31.0

Middle school dances took that for me.

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