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🗓️ 16 December 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy |
| 0:04.8 | docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our |
| 0:10.7 | latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via |
| 0:18.2 | supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was |
| 0:23.9 | a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my |
| 0:29.5 | guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my |
| 0:35.8 | Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with |
| 0:42.0 | me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit |
| 0:49.2 | girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform. |
| 0:56.0 | I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nervana |
| 1:01.0 | while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye. |
| 1:17.2 | Well, back for more, are you? Well you're in luck cause today's topic is... |
| 1:22.2 | Okay, sorry, what do? Well, no, that's gotta be some kind of typographical error. Okay, apparently not. |
| 1:27.5 | So today's episode is about the hungry bear bathrooms. Okay, you have fun. It's a bunch of |
| 1:31.4 | bear japer-weak and fucking run. |
| 1:51.6 | Welcome back to podcast the right country bear jambore week day four. I'm swinging |
| 1:57.3 | Scotty Gerdner joined by big car owl son Howdy there and jughead jason bonnet Sheridan aka old |
| 2:07.0 | slew foot himself. What's going on? That's right. Thanks for coming back y'all. |
| 2:13.0 | We're gathering speed, we're gathering names and we are a fresh from our cinematic journey back |
| 2:21.6 | to 2002 and back here on the main feed to address the primary way that the country bear's |
| 2:31.6 | characters live on in Disneyland today, which is of course the hungry bear bathrooms. Yes. |
| 2:39.8 | There was no way we could do country bear jambore week without this crucial dissection. |
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