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🗓️ 17 December 2021
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello forever dog listeners, my Kelton here. I'm a comedian and host of the spiritual comedy |
| 0:04.8 | docu-pod Beyond With My Kelton, and I'm absolutely vibing and excited to tell you that our |
| 0:10.7 | latest season comes out Tuesday, October 10th. On Beyond With My Kelton, I solve my problems via |
| 0:18.2 | supernatural means. In past seasons, I've chatted with my dead grandpa via a medium, I found out I was |
| 0:23.9 | a flapper in a past life, and I searched for a doorman who I genuinely considered to be my |
| 0:29.5 | guardian angel. And now, we are back with all new adventures. Will Hypnosis cure my |
| 0:35.8 | Diet Coke addiction? Did I actually hex my old pesky neighbor? Was there a blowout fight with |
| 0:42.0 | me and my producer over fairies? Well sweet, you're gonna have to listen to find out. So spirit |
| 0:49.2 | girlies unite and go subscribe to Beyond With My Kelton on your favorite podcast platform. |
| 0:56.0 | I genuinely can't wait for you to listen. And my hope is that you somehow reach Nervana |
| 1:01.0 | while listening on your morning commute. Okay, gotta go eat a crystal. Goodbye. |
| 1:18.1 | Yeah, well, yeah, here's another one today. It's a gosh darn team up with Zach Reno and |
| 1:23.0 | Jess McKinnon, the off-book podcaster, to do an improvised country bear jamboree. We're doing a |
| 1:28.0 | real show. Not just talking about one. We are country bear jamboree, day five podcast ride. |
| 1:40.3 | Hey guys. Hey, hey, isn't it so nice to podcast the ride and off-book are getting together to |
| 1:56.5 | see we don't hang out. We're always somebody working doing podcasts and we don't we never like |
| 2:02.4 | it's so nice to get to like go out and see a show. So we like have a share of a culture between us |
| 2:08.2 | events and talk about them and not necessarily for content. Well, when when might it come. When |
| 2:15.1 | Mike came to me, he was like, do you and Jess, we have five tickets to go see a country bear jamboree. |
| 2:20.4 | And I said, do you mean the country bear jamboree? He said no. A country bear. A country very hard |
| 2:26.9 | to get into the the one. But there are country bear jamborees happening all over. You just got |
| 2:32.7 | to know where to go. I don't know. Some of them are great. The indie circuit. I was gonna say, |
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