Human Skin Side Hustles, Smoke Alarm Social Experiments & Smoking a Carolina Reaper
Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities
Tim Henson
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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On Today’s Show: Tim Henson kicks off the final week of 2025 with a slightly shorter—but no less unhinged—episode of Distorted View Daily, battling a post-Christmas cold while delivering a full slate of bizarre news, TikTok idiocy, and listener chaos. On Today’s Episode: Plus: If you enjoy dark comedy podcasts, outrageous viral clips, and news […]
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, December 29th, 2025. |
| 0:04.2 | Coming up on the program today, when your side hustle includes selling human skin, |
| 0:09.0 | plus a social experiment involving black people and low battery smoke alarms. |
| 0:13.7 | Southwagon! |
| 0:14.8 | Probably. |
| 0:15.5 | And another idiot attempts the ill-advised Carolina Reaper bong rip. |
| 0:20.2 | All coming up today. |
| 0:23.3 | Here we go. Come on, ready? |
| 0:25.4 | Virginity is cool. Come on, come on. |
| 0:28.2 | Virginity is cool. What up. |
| 0:30.7 | Virginity is cool. He's got it. He's got. |
| 0:33.5 | Virginity is cool. Come on. Come on. |
| 0:36.0 | Virginia is cool. What up. What a. Guidity is cool. Come on. Come on. Jeity is cool. Come on, come on. Figenity is cool. |
| 0:37.9 | What up. |
| 0:56.7 | Well, dignity is cool. Come on, come on. Gunity is cool. Come on, come on. Virginity is cool. Come on, come on. Fuginity is cool. Come on, come on. Fuginity is cool. What up, what up. Fidity. All right. Thank you. It's Distorted View Daily with Tim Henson. |
| 0:57.0 | At least I'm not going to die because I'm a careless fairy. |
| 0:59.0 | Welcome to 1-800 asshole. |
| 1:01.2 | The guy, he's in the dirty underwear or something. |
| 1:03.7 | I don't know. |
| 1:04.4 | He's a sniff freak. |
| 1:05.5 | The vagina is full of eight. |
| 1:09.1 | Yes, hey, freaks, Tim back here with you to kick off |
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