Hello, it's Monday, in December. Early in December might be the seventh. Welcome to telling

everybody everything. I will not be going anywhere for Christmas. I mean, I might be doing

some fun things for Christmas, but I will continue to do the podcast once a week. On a special

surprise day of the week, my choosing loads of people on my dick about the podcast. Where's

the podcast? Here it is. I had a real laugh today at the expense of Rudy Giuliani. If you don't

know him, he was the mayor of New York. He's a senator or something. I think he's Donald

Trump's attorney at this point. You know how they do with their friends. You'll point them

to loads of different positions. I saw a tweet outlining the shocker of a year that Rudy

Giuliani has had not even a year is like the month. What a month. So he's been diagnosed

with COVID now. You know, that's a shame. We don't wish that upon anyone and the telling everybody

everything family. Though I'll get it. I'm sure I'd be fine to have it. I'll have it. I think

I've had it. But someone old, you know, not ideal. But at the beginning about a month ago, he was

of course featured in the Borat movie allegedly unbuttoning his pants and making very, I would say,

a pass that just general behavior for men that age when he was at his most viral. I think it

was totally fine to stroke the leg of an interviewer and invite her for a drink in the bedroom of

your hotel. I don't know. I don't know. It was normal. Just what my mother tells me. And it sounds

like that type of behavior was rife. But anyway, he demonstrates this behavior in the new Borat movie

Borat too. And a lot of people were like, you were getting your dick out. You thought she's

going to suck your dick, didn't you? And he's like, no, I was tucking in my shirt. It's not up to me

to judge which one of those takes is the correct one. I wouldn't lie down on a hotel that in front

of a basic stranger to tuck my shirt in. But that doesn't mean that he wouldn't. I mean, MPs like

to lie down. You see Jacob Riesmog lounging in Parliament. They like to lie down. So that's how he

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