The men's room presents

Profile This. And Stephen Thrill Hill, could you please

tell everyone on Profile This is played. Oh, sure can, Miles. It's a simple game

where we share with you a real-life news story. Something that happened right here

on planet Earth!

Earth! Earth! Earth! Earth! And as you listen to the story, based on the

stereotypes you believe to be true of people

and the decisions that people make, will ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

And today, gentlemen, you will be competing against one another.

And today you have your choice of one of three categories.

Today we offer you.

Animalize this, where you guess the animal responsible for causing the problem.

Seriously, where you guess the petty conflict that led to violence and finally today,

license to spill, where you guess the substance responsible for creating the mess.

Animals.

All right, we go to Tennessee, where a Tennessee woman said she was feeding her cats when she was nearly attacked by a different animal.

The incident occurred last week as the anonymous woman was giving her pets food when another animal tried to attack her.

Now, police don't know where it came from or who it belonged to,

but the started woman, she grabbed the shotgun, and she did not shoot the animal.

She beat the living piss out of her with her shotgun.

Now, the severely injured creature was then taken to the Chattanooga Zoo, where veterinarians tried in vain to save it.

Jake Cash, that's the director of marketing communications

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