Cut up here at 5.08, we'll drink and toasts with a shot of the day. And we do have your headlines on the way at 550.

But first quick-check on Mike Hawk and some of the stories and headlines he is not working on. Well, thank you, Miles. The vast majority of adults are stressed about grocery prices, according to a new poll. You don't say. I can't imagine. Why? Have you seen the price of meat? No. It's ridiculous. Everything.

But it's one of those things.

Like, eggs was what it was, but once everyone was prepared to spend more on eggs, everyone jacks the prices up. Not because they're necessarily in that position, but if you expect to pay more, they take advantage of this. That's a fact. The price of everything is through the roof. I did find myself recently when we were in Costco, looked over at the price of brisket,

because I'd get in a hankering to put something out on the slumber here again.

And it's about a dollar over than what I found it at. Yeah, no reason other than they can. Trader Joe's. I mean, seriously, just go to Trader Joe's first, then get something, everything else, somewhere else.

Exactly.

Exactly.

I think you should still buy the brisket either way, though, Mike.

Yeah, is that a good call, hit? to Trader Joe's first, then get something, everything else, somewhere else. Exactly. Exactly.

I think you should still buy the brisket either way, though, Mike. Yeah, is that a good call, did? Yeah, yeah, I think you should. Get some ribs in there. I'll give you a buck, whatever. I'll give you a dollar. Oh, thank you. I'll help you eat it. That'll buy like a quarter of a pound, Miles. Not even. Google's healthcare AI made up a human body part, causing further lack of trust in its authenticity. Because it's not a panic. Right. Jesus, it's an aggregate. Understand that. The thing is, is that it made up a body part, and that scares me. Because I get what you're saying, that it's an aggregate, it's just taking information that it's got at its disposal. Now it's making up stuff. Yeah, exactly. I mean, I don't know what AI learns from AI. It's like incest, right? Your gene pool gets shallower as you keep going on. That's all. Yeah. I mean, I understand everyone's in panic about it. Understand what it is, and it's like like, it's not useless. Well, and it is fine for some things. But if you're worried about your medical, anything that's important to you that will affect your life and or health, don't go to AI. Right. 100% do your own research. See if you can't knock it out for yourself. However, push comes to shove. Seek professional help. Go your doctor say, hey, I think this is going on. What do you think? But here's the flip side. Doctors call so much. I understand why people go to AI. Did it say what the name of this body part is or what it's supposed to do? I'm sure it did. I'm just not working on it so I got no idea. Where it's supposed to be, what it looks like, what it does. The teledoc isn't cheap, I hear. Yeah. My guess is it some sort of organ that it created. I was guessing an organ as well. Boops. Yeah. Breastles. Yeah. Breasticles. New federal data shows that teen suicide is on the decline. Good. Got to love that, dude. Hey, you know what? In a world where there's increased stress and anxiety over what information is real and which one's not and social media constantly being a bully to everybody out there. If teen suicides on the downhill, let's frickin go, dude. Yeah, there's something good. That means we're breaking through. We are finding some way mentally to get past all this crap. 100%. I'm in, dude.

AI says, concentrate on this organ. You'll feel better.

That's right. Just work this organ. All you have to do is put cucumbers up your nose and then smear your head with a pickle.

There's a new trend in making the rounds online. Putting a watermelon on your vacuum.

Why?

Why?

Because apparently the weight of the watermelon on the brushes of your vacuum will create enough downward pressure to help kind of clean the floor. Oh, they're saying that there's not much weight. Yes. Okay. That's pretty much what they're saying. So does it have to be a watermelon? Could I just use like a weight? Yes, exactly. Right. It's like taping a coin to the top of your needle under. Yeah. Exactly.

And that's exactly what the premise is, their moss. Because, you know, these things have gotten in such a lighter plastic. They're thinner, they're lighter. Sure. They also don't have that downward pressure near response. So they went watermelon. Okay. I mean, that's good. That's good. Good luck. Take a weight. Just take away.

Just got a little rubber weight.

Let's see here.

Nearly 65. That's good. And hey, well, good luck. Take a weight. Just take a weight.

Yeah. A little rubber weight. Let's see. Nearly 65,000 pounds of butter has been recalled due to undeclared milk. I should have gone a little bit further into this because I don't know what that means. Does that mean like it's raw milk? Why am I asking you? You just said you're not sure what it means. That's a fact. undeclared milk.

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