The men's room presents

Profile This

And Stephen Thrill Hill

Could you police everyone? How Profile This is played

A short hand, Miles. It's a simple game where we share

with you a real life news story.

Something that happened right here on planet

Earth! Earth! Earth!

And as you listen to the story, based on

the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story. Now, our caller has since dropped off, so you three gentlemen will be competing against one another. And today, you have your choices of one of three stories. Now, I'm going to make it one of two because, Mike, you sent me one of them.

Okay.

Good call.

So today, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So today you have a choice of bite me.

In other words, what did someone find in their food?

Or hit me with your best shot, where you guessed the unconventional object that someone chose to use as a weapon.

Damn it.

Hey me. as a weapon. Damn it.

All right, here we go.

A man was stabbed several times after leaving the central library in downtown Portland,

leading to three arrests.

Police said it happened when the victim tried to intervene in a disturbance.

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