We return to the men's room with miles and thrill.

Who sucks last is coming up at 4.30, but first time for a few emails from the men's room at KISW.com.

You've got mail.

You've got mail.

And hang on a couple from our question about being in a sticky situation.

Bitches a few years back, some due to my security job decided we needed to have a big old birthday party and Red Lobster for our supervisor.

Well, everyone, around 20 people altogether on the security team, we're all invited.

Well, I'm far too nice for my own good.

So despite wanting to stay home and get trashed, I made the mistake of going.

Gentlemen, I kid you not, nobody.

Not even the guy who planned the damn party showed up. It was just me and her family. Now, I've never been to Red Lobster, and I sure as hell couldn't afford it. I planned on showing up for a few minutes, having a couple beers, catching a ride home, but now I'd feel bad if I, being the only person there from work, just bounced. So now I'm stuck here. I text my brother, hey, call and say you got in a car accident so I can leave this effing party. Not five minutes later, he calls and tells me about this accident that he'd been in. And I'd have to come pick him up ASAP. So I proceeded to leave and go to the bar for some whiskey and to share the story. I reject all work parties now that I'm invited to. Keep on rocking. Gentlemen, that from Nathan.

Dude, it happened to my cousin. Somebody higher up at his company had passed away. He just not

know the guy. He hasn't worked there a year, right? He happens to show up. I can't remember if he's

earlier late. Somehow, he ends up hugging the guy's

wife the rest of the family thinks he's really and you know he's like oh i'm so sorry this and that

yada yada yada they they end up seating him with like the family he now he's locked it like he was

planning to kind of show up pay his respects sure sure now he's in for dinner oh he's locked in

for like he's in for the entire oh god like they're all thank you so much how did you know

exactly how did you know right so he has to start kind of lying just so he met so much to me

it's like that guy you want did you hear the story about the guy that they finally figured out after

four or five years

he's in the wedding pictures and all that stuff did you find out why so what happened was this do you know

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