Text the men's room at 206-803 Rock. TV time with Ted brought to you by Xfinity. Give a call, 1-800-Xfinity. You know it's Bad Choice Friday. It's Bad Choice Friday. You know it's Bad Choice Friday. Hey, man, this is your fall. Shut on. We get ready for fall on a Bad Choice Friday. Monday is the first day of fall, so we have the Mamas and the Pappas in California Dream. And Sunday, by the way, is the 21st night of September. So a little earthwind and fire. Mike, how was the voting? It wasn't even close, Miles. There was a 38 to 62 split. And though, you know know what fall is coming,

we're going to hit the 21st of September 1st.

A little earthwind and fire on a bad choice.

Enjoy your hand sandwich.

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And welcome to the week here.

For all TV news all the time.

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And now, because your pathetic life is confined to countless hours in front of a talking box.

The men's room presents.

TV time with Ted.

All right, your choice is today.

You got Jimmy Fallon, Seth Myers, Stephen Colbert, or Ted Smith?

Is it Ted? Or is it late night?

It's right there. The title, guys, that sounds. It seems to write here, something to come up to the monologues each and every night.

It is up to you to determine, is this an actual late night joking from whom, or could it be the Ted Smith original?

Pope Leo says it's highly unlikely the church will change its core doctrine on sexuality.

Oh, really?

There's not going to be a 180 from the church that just stopped speaking Latin 50 years ago?

The Seth Myers.

I'll say Colbert.

Seth Myers. Pope Leo said Colbert. Seth Myers.

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