The men's room presents

Profile This. And Stephen Throw Hooks. Please start everyone on Profile, this is played.

Oh, sure can, Miles. It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here.

On planet Earth, Earth, Earth, Earth!

And as you listen to the story, based on the stereotypes you believe to be true of people and the decisions that people make, we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Jackie. Welcome to the Minder Room.

Ola!

Olla!

All right, Jackie, you understand how this year game is played?

I sure do.

Fantastic. You have your choice today of one of three categories.

Today we offer you, bite me.

In other words, what did someone find in their food?

Hit me with your best shot, where you got the unconventional object that someone chose to use as a weapon.

And finally today, animalize this, where you guess the animal responsible for causing the problem.

Let's go, baby.

Just eat it, eat it, eat it.

Get yourself an egg and beat it.

All right, this one is, uh, it made me laugh out loud this morning.

It's not funny.

And it could have been animalized this, but here is the story.

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