The men's room presents Profile This.

And Stephen Throne Throhoeff, to police, everyone, how Profile This is played.

I sure can, Miles.

It's a simple game where we share with you a real-life news story.

Something that happened right here on planet, er, er, er, er, and as you listen to the story,

based on the stereotypes, you believe to be true of people

and the decisions that people make,

we'll ask you what it is you think makes the story a story.

Hello, Dave. Welcome to the men's room.

Liquor and whores.

Lickering horrors.

All right, Dave, you understand how this here game is played.

Yes, I do. Quick shout out to Cal Raleigh for that homeroom Renderby last night. Oh, hell yeah, dude. Absolutely, absolutely. I believe I called it on the air with you a couple weeks ago. Oh, yeah, yep, yep, yep. And you were right. I figured you were just being a homer.

And maybe you were, but you ended up being a correct Homer. Homer, I guess. Home? Oh, geez. I don't say, what do you call a man with no arms and no legs that you hit with the baseball bat? Homer. All right. Today, you have your choice of one of three categories. We have the wonderful world of drugs. We have interior decorating, where you guess the foreign object that ended up on the inside of someone. And finally today, we offer you

license to spill where you get the substance responsible for creating the mess.

Let's go with drugs.

Drugs. I want a Drugs. All right.

A man who admitted to being high on drugs

nearly ran over multiple pedestrians

while speeding through a highly foot-trafficked area,

this in Muncie, Indiana.

27-year-old Patrick Pacheco,

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