Head chef all the way,

Tashmita potatoes has estates with the best food. But first time for a few emails to the men's room at KISW.com. You've got mail. That will jump right into the birthdays, brought you by Min's Room Roasted Red Salsa from San Juan Salsa Company. Dip responsibly. All of guys, today's my baby girl, Stephanie's 14th birthday.

Don't get to see her that much, but whenever I can.

Could you give her a fart montage and coach Ted giving her a pep talk on what to watch out for

if she becomes a cheerleader when she gets to high school?

Thanks, guys.

That from Bradford.

Yeah. All right.

All right.

All right. All right.

Watch out for farts.

I would also say, watch out for that one girl.

She's sneaking behind your back, talking to the coach.

That seems to happen to cheerleaders and TV shows and movies.

Other than that, just work hard.

I don't know, isn't there, I mean. If it's about your leading right.

It's always about drama, too.

Backstabbing right.

I mean, yeah. I mean, that's the nice thing about trying out for football. You can put the other dude on his butt. That's a good point. Yeah. Gentlemen, hoping you could give my son Ethan a shout out today. He's turning 18 years old. He's a wonderful person, great son and a brother, and almost finished with school.

Could you guys give him a fish sandwich medley?

Your penis is too small.

And coach Ted giving him

...