Experts are seeing a rising trend in pet humanization.

Humanization?

Yeah.

I know what's...

Well, you know what?

Let's go down the list.

The men's room top ten.

The men's room top ten!

So I looked up here the ten ways that we humanize our pets.

And here's what we got.

Basically using human health products, giving pets, vitamins, supplements, luxury, spa services, all that fun stuff. For real.

You know, treating them a little bit.

Why would I get my dog like Flintstone vitamins? I mean, like, dude, they got stuff for dogs. Well, her bones will eventually start to, you know, degrade a little bit, so you want to give her some supplements. Well, you know, actually, they do say that's not a bad thing. It's all about the dosage based on weight. Right. Yeah. Exactly. But like Smith Family Popcorn, they have a popcorn that's designed for dogs.

What?

You know, based on weight. Right. Yeah. Exactly. But like Smith family popcorn, they have a popcorn that's designed for dogs. What? You don't just feed it regular popcorn. What separates popcorn from popcorn? I am not positive, but my cousin has a dog named Colonel. Oh, my God. And they designed it for him. Colonel. Yes. Well, it's, I think it's less calories.

It's supposed to be a great training tool.

I don't know. I'm selling it for them. Yeah, popcorn. Popcorn. That's, I mean. My dog gets a puppuccino. It's just whipped cream in a cup. This is actual popcorn. I don't know what's different. No, I believe you. I'm not talking wonder later, huh?

My dog, honey, lived off chicken McNuggets from McDonald's for about

three months of her life before she passed.

And her own vagina.

Jesus Christ.

That's the... I believe you. I'm not so I'm wondering. My dog, Honey, lived off chicken McNuggets from McDonald's for about three months of her life before she passed.

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