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Few from our question, why were you in the hospital?

And who were you there for?

Let's hear.

All the guys broke my right arm, both bones at the wrist, year and a half ago, 66 years young.

And it's still messed up.

Oh, yeah.

Guys, I've been in the hospital more times.

I carried accounts August 12th through December the 2nd for pressure ulcers. They removed a massive amount of tissue from my left thigh to my left ass cheek. By far, the longest hospital stay. That from your friendly neighborhood amputee Tyson. Oh, here's a good one. A few years ago when I was going to Wazoo,

had a girlfriend let me know that she tested positive for chlamydia. Cool. I went in the hospital, got to check myself. Test results came back negative. Turns out I'm immune to chlamydia. Or she cheated on me. I prefer to think I'm immune. Chlamydia immune. Go Coogs. That would never happen in college. Are you kidding me?

Especially not Wazoo.

People fooling around like that?

God of mighty. Chlamydia immune. Go coogs. That would never happen in college. Are you kidding me? Especially not wazoo.

People fooling around like that? God almighty. I spent a lot of time in the hospital those years. It's crap like that to say, yeah. Jesus. Those years. So for me, I was a diagnosed type of one and a half diabetic. Again, when I was 21. Huh. Cause of that was my immune system developed an antibody that destroyed the insulin that I produced.

Okay.

Here's one for you, bitches. Back in 1984, I was 15.

Me and a couple buddies were drinking with some college chicks and their male friends.

They had a problem with us.

We were just high schoolers, and they were members of the OIT football team.

I figured I was going to need some help, so we headed over and got a couple of my brothers from another mother and headed back over. Numbers were pretty good at first, but then the two

original guys I was with took off like scared sheep. That left three of us, and all of a sudden,

they were coming from everywhere. all said run and off we

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