10 Funny Bird Names
The Mens Room Daily Podcast
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🗓️ 5 May 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Researchers have discovered that coffee altered gut bacteria in ways linked to better mood and lower stress. And that went for coffee, period. Decaf, caffeinated coffee. Really? It affects your gut bacteria. So it's not the caffeine per se. Correct. It is everything else in the coffee. Correct. What else is in coffee? Because when people say coffee, the only thing you think is caffeine, right? Right. As far as whether it's good or bad for you. |
| 0:37.2 | But then you make the point, like, even decaf does this, I guess, positive thing. I'm like, the hell else is in coffee? Antioxitans. Maybe. I don't know. Miles Wood Day, is it, my friend? May the 4th. It is May the 4th. It's also Bird Day. The men's group top day the min's room top 10 so because I'm a child I |
| 0:45.8 | decided because that it is bird day what could we do with bird day you know what |
| 0:49.2 | there's something fun when it comes to birds there's a lot of really weird named |
| 0:53.3 | birds in this planet there's some funny of really weird named birds in this planet. |
| 0:54.6 | There's some funny named words. |
| 0:56.1 | Funny named birds. |
| 0:57.3 | So these are the ten funniest bird names that I brought to you. |
| 0:59.6 | Before you get there, why are mammaries nicknamed? |
| 1:06.8 | Because I'm going to assume that the birds had their name first before we came up with what we |
| 1:13.5 | call boobies. Because of the mouse. Or teas. Yeah. It's right. I'm just wondering like so. I'm going to assume |
| 1:21.7 | the bird name came first. I think it might have because I think with a lot of the identifiers, this is going completely off my cuff here. I believe that a lot of the identifiers with birds happens with the breast. There's a lot of breast talk when it comes to naming birds. So I wonder if that's just where it came from. It's got to be. I mean, it's, because you're right, they have great names, but please, please enlightenen us. Some of the honorable mentions that they give us, the lesser known red-footed booby. The common poor will. Poor will? P-O-O-O-R-W-I-L, poor will. The common poor will. I'm sorry to the saddest-looking bird ever. No kidding. Imagine being called the poor will. |
| 2:02.3 | The rough-faced shag. Oh, damn. We've all been there. I was just going to say that's just, we called that last call. I'm not to say that's a two a.m. special right there. Call that when you wake up and you realize what's happened. The rough-faced shag. Oh, my God. what did I do? |
| 2:16.1 | The yellow-bellied sap sucker. |
| 2:18.1 | Yep, I've heard that. |
| 2:18.9 | I believe you, |
| 2:19.4 | it's somebody Sam actually introduced me to that now. That's what she told me anyway. Oh my God, what did I do? The yellow-bellied sap sucker. |
| 2:18.1 | Yep. |
| 2:18.5 | I've heard that. |
| 2:18.9 | I believe you, Utsmody Sam actually introduced me to that name. Yeah, yellow-bellied sap-sucker. And I thought it was hilarious as a kid until I found out it was a real thing. Right, it's a bird. And, of course, the great tit. Yeah. Everybody knows that one. So these are- |
| 2:32.1 | Notice it's not plural. |
| 2:34.2 | Oh, there's only one. |
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