Hey, bamba da-boo.

It's 8.07.

It's the Power 2 morning show.

Here we are.

It's almost Christmas.

A week from today, it's Christmas.

How about that?

A week from today, I'll be 55 years old, Ben.

It's over, Johnny.

Shvdy-S-Five in a week.

55. It's over. Johnny. 55 in the week. 55. 55. How old? Highway 55, man. 55. What are you going to do for your birthday? Celebrate Christmas. I'm going to coconut teasers. Yeah. He kept asking me if I wanted to go to coconut teasers. What does that mean? I don't know. Yeah, what is that? I don't know. You know that... Coconut teasers? He asked me about nine times. My guess is that just mispronounced? You know that Rye shirt? Yeah. That I currently have on? Yeah. One of the bars is like coconut teasers or teasers. Oh, my, you don't know how to spell teaser. How is it spelled? He doesn't know how to spell teaser. Can we see it? How is it spelled? Can we see it? We show us what it is. Why do you think it's teasers? Now I get it. Now I know what you're saying it. It's a bar, a very famous bar called coconut teasers. Yeah, when AJ made this shirt, he just went, like, looked up all the bars that were popular when

Hawks Band was touring and said that they were there.

The word is teasers.

You just thought it was pronounced T.Azers?

It's spelled.

But it spelled correct.

I hope to God, you actually are just joking and not.

Oh, hang on. Coconut Tiazers. My God, are you trying to... How high is your heart rate right now? What is going on? Oh, on the back. Oh, my God. That's clearly coconut teaser. It's spelled incorrectly. Like, that's probably how the bar was actually... it to in there teaser my god wow how would you say the palomino hey do me a favor

before you try to put that shirt back on taking that because you wore yourself right out no it's

i don't long story it's really not no it is why is it a long story yeah what's really not.

No, it is. Why is it a long story? Yeah, what's so long about this story? You just told it and we looked at your shirt. Is it because of the splinter in your heel? Is that been rectified yet? Still in your foot? No, it's not in his rectum. It's in his... I wish it was. It's a different type of splinter. Yeah. Yeah, you're talking about Splinter the Rat.

What's the long story?

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