Morning ladies and gentlemen and welcome to video message number 29. I woke up yesterday morning with a spring at my step. Start later, please. I could never know what the day was asked for it had. Listen up, the ratings just came in for last month. We are number one. We just grabbed every key demographic. Super duper, gay. Yeah. Super duper. That's nice.

Right to go.

Need old. Yes, boy. That was good news. It is the 17th day of December 2025. Good morning, everybody. Welcome to the Pirateship Morning Show. Here we go. It's Wednesday. Hump day. We got Mark Parrish. We've got Parker Fox in a bit. and we've got Audra Martin going to stop by in the 8 o'clock hour.

Lots to talk about.

So let's get her start. we've got Parker Fox in a bit and we've got Audra Martin going to stop by in the 8 o'clock hour lots to talk about

so let's get her started

Pyrchup Morning Show on a Wednesday

that means it's comedy time

and that means we've got

Jeff Leeson, Jeff Leeson

it's Power Chub Morning Show on a Wednesday

come on in now

I'm glad you're here

let's just get the awkwardness out of the way.

We could have done this at one of your houses, to be honest. For 87 people in a 400-seat theater,

I've competed with a lot of things

over the years. Never, ever

a Santa Claus parade.

Right out the front door.

And what a parade.

I mean, you guys go all out.

Just anybody with a parade. I mean, you guys go all out. Just anybody with a truck.

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