And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, you may or may not remember a story from last month.

A man of Pittsburgh, he groped a mole Easter bunny.

And in addition to groping the Easter bunny, the man, for reasons we cannot explain,

also stuffed his fingers into the costume's nose and mouth.

I don't know what that's so weird to me.

Well, the Easter Bunny is back in the news, but this time, not as the victim.

We go to Florida.

Or a man dressed as Easter Bunny, as one does, led police on a high-speed chase, reaching speeds of 120 miles per hour.

Now, he was arrested for multiple traffic violations and for having a weapon during the commission of a felony.

That's right. The Easter Bunny is packing heat. Who knew?

Meanwhile, in more people dressed in costume news, we go to Maryland, where police are investigating reports of a man and a pink animal costume who chased four children at a bus stop.

Now, the costume looks like a cross between an energized bunny and Pink Panther.

So that's what the cops are on the lookout for.

Okay.

And then in upstate New York, a man was arrested for attempting to stab a family member.

It should be noted that they were dressed up as a cow at the time.

We don't know why that's just the case.

He's dressed as a cow.

He wants to stab a family member.

And it's not really that it actually matters.

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