Why was what someone was wearing important to the story? 206, 803 Rock.

Hello, Lauren. Welcome to the men's room.

Hi, guys.

Ola!

First time caller.

Thank you. Welcome to the show.

Hi, thanks. So, I'm coming up on my best friend, my brother, for a long time.

He just died about three years ago.

But when he was alive, he used to make fun

of me all the time, and he called me a great big pee all the time. And so it became a joke that I

would tell him, yep, biggest on the peninsula. I got lips flapping in the wind. Anyways, it became a

whole joke. And I decided to make a full-body costume.

That was a big vulva, basically.

It was a bunch of wrinkled pink satiny fabric stuffed all the way around me.

Like my head pops through the middle.

My head was the click.

So I had a pink hat and pink a blonde. thinking it had a skin color all the way around that

so it hung down basically to my feet but it went all the way around my head and then I had the

bright idea to put a squirt gun underneath it um anyways just to make fun of him And then he made me go to the casino one year for Halloween dressed as that. And I was kind of worried. I didn't know how it was going to go. But I won first place, won $1,000. Oh, did you really? And I became not only the biggest pee on the peninsula, but I became the most expensive. Yeah. Well, how about you go to the casino dress like that? You walk out with a grand. That's a pretty good haul. You want $1,000 dressed like a giant vagina. I would have voted for you. Yeah. Yeah. And it only cost me about $40 to make it. How long did it take you to create your giant vagina costume?

Oh, I don't know.

It's probably a week.

I sat there every once in a while watching TV and sewing it together.

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