And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, it is officially summer, and millions of people will take to the water, and quite possibly regret it.

At a Georgia water park, swimmers reported feeling electric shocks in the wave pool.

They compared it to being repeatedly stung by jellyfish.

Now, officials still aren't sure what caused the electric shocks.

Officials in Florida, on the other hand, they know exactly why a man on a beach felt an electric shock.

He was struck by lightning, and unfortunately, he did not survive. Meanwhile, in Ireland, a 10-year-old kid, he was struck by lightning, and unfortunately he did not survive. Meanwhile,

in Ireland, a 10-year-old kid, he was injured after flying off of a three-story water slide

at a local water park. And I believe this was like the first day this park had ever been open.

Anyway, kid somehow he fell out of the emerald plumb slide, landed the concrete below and other than a few cuts and bruises it was fine

said everyone freaked out he popped up like yeah that hurt but otherwise kids good and look it's not all water parks and beaches residents of texada island as miles was saying off the coast of british columbia

they're fiercely divided over whether to

relocate, euthanize, or ignore Tex. Text should be the grizzly bear. That as Miles said,

swim 30 miles to their island. Keep in mind, it's not like he's from there and came back home.

He's from the mainland swim over. They're just not excited about having a grizzly bear there.

That's what happens.

Oh, and in California, yeah, two burglars, they stole 85 coy fish from a restaurant pond.

And I just found out today because of the story, you can get a lot of money for coyfish.

Yes, you can.

Good, go, go, go, go.

Anyway, we're talking about water, man.

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