And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, everyone I know has stepped in dog poop.

Most of the time, it's with shoes on.

Sometimes it is barefoot, but it is never on purpose.

And I've stepped in many different things in my life, but never a scorpion.

A guy in Arizona. He stepped up one last week. He was barefoot and he got stung.

Now, he was barefoot because he was in his own home.

Meanwhile, a guy in Australia. He is, quote-unquote, lucky to be alive, as they say,

after he stepped on an Eastern brown snake.

It is, basically, it's that the Eastern Brown snake bit him twice.

That's what made the situation bad.

In case you're wondering, the Eastern Brown snake, yeah, they're both venomous and considered Australia's deadliest snake,

which brings us back to the whole Lucky to be Alive thing, because as we always say, everything in Australia's deadliest snake, which brings us back to the whole lucky to be alive thing,

because as we always say, everything in Australia is dangerous.

This is the most dangerous version of it.

Now, different guy in Australia, he was bitten when he stepped on a log.

So you might think, I don't know, there's a snake inside, fire ants.

Well, the problem was it wasn't a log.

He just thought it was a log it was a

crocodile and a bit his groin because he stepped out it and then finally a man here in the states

he was chased by an angry mama deer now they say look most of the time female white tail dears

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