Hello Andrew, welcome to the Mendoom.

Hello.

Ola!

My mom used to live right next to a marina in like Brown's Point, and one night, me and a couple of my friends were super hammered, and we were walking down, like, where, like, people moor their boats boats and I looked down and what I thought was mud.

I was like going to just step off of the dock into it and I randomly stepped into it and went completely over my head underwater.

Oh.

Yeah.

And fully dressed. It was like wintertime. And like I lost both of my shoes in the water and my friends were like trying to pull me out. It was just a bizarre, a wild thing. And it was just like gross mud on the top of the water like from the tide or whatever. and I randomly thought it was mud because I was

really hammered so luckily my friends were there I would have probably just died.

It sounds like it man. That's crazy. Wow man. So but it was that thick looking.

It almost sounds like quicksand. Yeah totally. It was was like, it was just like, I don't know, and it was dark. So I think I was with my impaired vision and everything. I just, and I don't even really know why I was thinking I should step off the dock anyway. Yeah, actually, when you go back to that point, every decision you made after that was kind of dumb.

But yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, it was pretty wild.

Well, good thing your friends were there, man.

I'm kidding.

Jesus.

What did you step on?

What did you step in?

Or what did you step through?

206, 803 rock.

It's awful, especially in the wintertime.

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