And now, here's the question.

Oh, that bitch is.

Good day to you and yours.

All right, a lot of little kids, they'll tell you that they want to be a police officer when they grow up.

Well, when I was little, that was one of my future jobs, along with being an astronaut and a truck driver, because, you was going to be a jack of many trades, a master of not.

But being a cop, it was at the top of the list and why not?

You know, your little kid, watch TV.

And based on what I saw on TV, I would rescue passengers from a plane that crashed in the ocean.

Pull survivors from a collapsed high rise, deliver babies in a car rack, diffuse a bomb, successfully negotiate the release of hostages, and, of course, take down international drug lords.

Side note, all of these are actual plots from TV shows.

Exciting stuff.

But then you get a little older, and you read actual news.

Here's some actual headlines.

Officers tackle naked man running through Walmart.

Officer vomited on by drunk suspect in the back of patrol car.

Police free suspect trapped in an H-VAC system.

And of course, police, as you said, Miles,

arrest only fans model for urinating on food at a supermarket.

Yes, that's the reality of the job.

Then I said, you know what?

Maybe I'll get in the radio.

Now, all of that said, there is real work to be done, and you know that if you've been

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