All right, a couple of comments from the text.

Guys, my wife and I were watching a Cracken game, and we had just moved into our new home.

And there was a fight.

She was screaming, kick his ass! Kick his ass!

About 25 minutes later, Thurston County Sheriff snocking on the door thinking that there was a domestic.

Oh.

All right.

Kick his ass.

Guys, I got to pull over coming from Leavenworth, October Fest, Winatchy a few months ago.

I was doing 65 and a 50.

My wife was wearing a cute outfit and had her top down, so truthfully, I wasn't really paying

attention to the speed.

Well, the cop having to do the roadside sobriety test, which changed the mood rapidly,

I passed the test, and then I blew a 0.046. So I was only about halfway there. Cop said, well, it looks like you know how to handle your alcohol. So you guys have a good night. All right. I mean, they go. Good or bad, why were the police talking to you? 206, 803 I mean, in theory, pulling somebody overcoming from Octoberfest.

It's a pretty short shot.

Right. I'm sure that cop was like, all right, you had a couple beers. Yeah. Also, not a lot to do in Wenatchie. That's true. Hello, Wyatt. Welcome to the men's room. Boom, bitches. Boom.

How are you gentlemen doing this evening?

We're doing well, man. How are you?

Doing good, doing good.

So I guess to get to it.

So this was probably, I don't know, 16.

Quite a while ago.

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