And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, earlier this week during our award-winning segment profile this.

We shared the story of a Florida woman who got into an argument with her mother.

Now, look, people fight with their mothers all the time.

But what's set this woman apart

was that she got herself arrested after assaulting her mother with a pork chop. Was it cooked? Was it still

raw? We don't know. But either way, that pork chop ended up in her hand and she launched it across

the room and hit her mother in the face. Now, whatever they were fighting about had nothing to do with pork chops. The pork chop just happened to be a convenient weapon in the face. Now, whatever they were fighting about had nothing to do with pork chops.

The pork chop just happened to be a convenient weapon in the moment.

Meanwhile, in Texas, a man was shot in the head and died because he would not share his french

fries. I wish I was making this up. He got an order of fries. His friend wanted some fries.

He said, you can't have any fries.

His friend said, are he serious?

Said, I'm dead.

Serious, don't touch my fries.

It ended with him getting a bullet in the head.

So he ended up dying because he wouldn't share his french fries.

But speaking of death and food, we go to the United Kingdom, where a woman died because

of marshmallows.

Now look, nobody killed her.

She was in a marshmallow eating contest.

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