And now, here's the question.

Ola, bitches, good day to you and yours.

All right, there's a saying out there,

Curiosity killed the cat.

Well, it sucks to be a cat.

Meanwhile, Curiosity sent the kid to the hospital.

Now that will be true as long as our kids and hospitals.

For example, little boy in China, he needed medical assistance after he was curious to see what would happen if you clamp a padlock to your nose.

And what he discovered was that you need the fire department and metal shears to remove it.

In Colorado, a four-year-old girl, she was curious what would happen if she swallowed a button battery.

Well, what she and her parents discovered is that when the battery mixes with saliva,

it triggers a chemical reaction that burns your internal organs and then you need surgery.

Yeah, it earned you a trip to the hospital.

Now, addition to batteries, you know what else you shouldn't swallow?

Hand sanitizer.

Now, I know you know that.

Do your kids know that?

Because according to the CDC, 70,000, 70,000 kids drink hand sanitizer over a three-year period.

It turns out, that's toxic. and you know what else is toxic?

Fumes from a burning home. But in this case, a four-year-old playing with fire, he did not ingest

any of the toxic fumes. He just burned down the family's house and took out two pets along with it.

But again, this is what kids do. Kids are mischievous, kids are dangerous,

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