My mother is she's like Wendy you've got them. They're long you show them

She also talked me into picking out this outfit today

She's also died

Certainly not I'm gonna perform world sex on you

Dude those are not essential items

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It is the 26th day of July 2020. Good morning everybody. My name is Chris hockey must bonus

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There's lots to get to here's Jim Gaffigan some comedy out of Tuesday morning. Come on in now

I'm glad you're here now. I would never describe my wife as crazy because I like to be married

But I do think it's interesting that if a man calls another man crazy, it's a compliment

It's my buddy Joey's crazy Joey's like, ah, you're just being nice

But if I was like this is my wife genius. She's crazy

I

Don't get nervous saying that

Because if my wife was standing here, and I was like this is my wife. She's crazy. I

Be dead

And all of you would applaud you'd be like well, that was a teachable moment. Yeah

By the way if at the start of the pandemic you were in a relationship and you're still in that relationship

You should get money, right?

Because before the pandemic if you'd hear of a couple splitting up you were like oh, no

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