Howard Stern

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.8 • 57.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2019

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Radio personality Howard Stern feels badly about not being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Howard and Conan sit down to talk about Howard’s new book ‘Howard Stern Comes Again,’ the punk rock element of radio, the stigma of psychotherapy, and the most painful parts of publicity. Plus, Conan recalls his childhood pets as he and his team respond to a positive review of the show. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. This episode is sponsored by Heinz Mayonnaise, Mizzen+Main (www.comfortable.af code: CONAN), State Farm (1-800-STATE-FARM), Roman (www.roman.com/CONAN), Best Egg (www.bestegg.com/CONAN), and Fracture (www.fractureme.com/CONAN).

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0:00.0	My name is Howard Stern.
0:06.4	What is this piece of paper?
0:10.7	My name is Howard Stern and I feel blank about being Conan O'Brien's friend.
0:15.0	Well first of all, there's no blank here.
0:18.1	We're not friends.
0:19.1	This is the problem that I have with you that a friendship would imply that we've actually
0:24.4	had a conversation off the air or maybe a dinner or maybe some sort of phone conversation.
0:31.1	So in other words, hi, my name is Howard Stern and I feel badly about not being Conan O'Brien's
0:36.6	friend.
0:37.6	I feel you would be a great friend, but you know I'm intimidated by anyone with a Harvard
0:41.0	pedigree.
0:42.0	Hey there.
1:05.2	This is Conan.
1:20.6	So far I'm loving it and I'm joined by my trustee assistance, Sonna Massesien, hey Sonna.
1:29.4	And of course our terrific engineer, producer.
1:34.0	I don't even know what to call him, Matt Gorly.
1:38.6	Hi, so you're doing okay today, Matt.
1:42.3	You alright?
1:43.8	Yeah.
1:45.8	Got a coffin in soda or something.
1:47.8	Sonah, you're wearing a t-shirt today that says,
1:51.7	what does it say?
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