How Your Dating Profile Is Keeping You Single

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Spring is only a few weeks away and J&J are here to get your dating life in tip-top shape. Jordana recounts a late night with the Betches that turned hairy when they almost got deserted at a Long Island steakhouse. Then, Jared gives his tips on how to make your dating app profile stand out and catch attention in only half a second. Later, Jordana explains how to work through an awkward texting dynamic early on in dating and Jared shares his own head-scratching situation. Then we dive into our listener inbox and J&J talk a listener through how to follow up with a stranger he met in a real life meet-cute without seeming creepy. On “Are We Dating?”, J&J help out a listener whose weekend trips with her situationship have her stuck in the “back alley” of dating. Another listener writes in with fears that the guy she’s interested in may have put her on the back burner. On this week’s “Red Flag or Deal Breaker?”, aggressive texts, anti-vegetarian dating profiles and piss pots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.9	These couples at work, they all say that they're friends.
0:33.0	And I'm like, I can't imagine making a friend at 39 years old.
0:36.7	Like I actually can't. Like at this point in life, I'm like, I can't imagine making a friend at 39 years old. Like I actually can't.
0:38.3	Like at this point in life, I'm like, I avoid all maybe friendships everywhere.
0:44.1	Yeah, your next friend is going to be your wife.
0:48.2	Hello and welcome back to the U.S. podcast.
0:50.5	I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:51.5	And I am Jared Fried.
0:53.2	It is so good to be back here with you,
0:56.1	Jordana. How are you? What's going on? What's the haps? This is coming out on 3-5 March. March.
1:01.6	We're in March. If you're wondering why we're not talking about Jared's Australia trip,
1:07.8	because that's where you currently are. That's where I am. We're pre-recording a lot.
1:11.4	You're going to get the full recap when he comes back.
1:14.4	I'll have my nervous breakdown once I'm back, as I do, when I come back from trips abroad.
1:19.5	Those are the best episodes.
1:21.0	We make sure to schedule the minute I get back, I walk off the plane directly into the studio.
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