So the email goes, hi Bert show, I met a man online last month and things were going well,

but after being burned in my last relationship, I didn't want to take a chance.

Here's the story. Johnny is divorced and his wife cheated on him and he left. He said lying

in dishonesty were deal breakers. Great, we have that in common. He said he lost his job due

to depression with the divorce and was job hunting.

Also he said he no longer had a cell phone because they had a shared account and she removed

him.

Honestly that was a red flag as what person doesn't have a phone? We were only texting first thing in the morning and in the

evening, another red flag. I decided last night to create a fake Facebook account

with the prettiest person I know.

Kristen.

Oh, that's so nice.

It's sweet, but also I don't know how I feel about it.

I sent Johnny a message saying I found his profile,

and if he was single I wanted to get to know him.

I really want to know which picture she used.

I do too.

Was it the one from your former show when you were like in your sexy picture?

No, no. You have ever seen? Yeah. Have you guys ever seen this picture? No. Oh, I'm damn! I want to see it. Yeah, we need that.

You can Google them. In the main time I think I won't. I lost a bet and

had to do a sultry calendar which we raised money for Bob's buddies.

Yeah, yeah, you done good.

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