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How Would You Respond To This Unhinged Dating App Message?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 August 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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How would you respond to this unhinged dating app message?

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0:00.0

The Bird Show.

0:01.2

I need you all to brace yourselves because I'm not sure you're quite ready to hear just how brutal it is out on these dating apps because my friend just experienced what might be the most offensive thing I've ever heard somebody say to somebody else on Hinge.

0:16.3

You are so responsible for crappy relationships staying together because there's so much fear out there

0:23.2

on breaking up and having to be on these dating hands that I would stay in the worst relationship.

0:29.0

I'm trying to keep these families together because here is a live encounter of something

0:33.6

that happened to my friend on HIN. She actually shared this on TikTok and so I was like,

0:37.0

oh, perfect, I'm going to ask her if I can share this on the show. So for context, this is a close friend of mine from Jacksonville. She is really excited to find this relationship. She is a very devoted Christian. She wants to find Mr. Wright. So when she finds this guy named George on Hinge and sees that he has a prompt that kind of strikes a

0:54.8

court with her. She does what you do on Hinge and you like the prompt. So if you want to kind of make

0:59.5

that first move and say, hey, I'm interested, I'm liking this to show you that I'm interested

1:04.1

and this is what I'm interested in. So his prompt on his profile written by him says,

1:09.9

I'm looking for a real, genuine Christian,

1:13.9

Jesus loving woman who is in touch with her emotions, maturity, confidence, gentleness,

1:19.4

and kindness.

1:20.4

Prove that you will actually add to a relationship, not steal peace.

1:24.8

And so my friend goes, that's beautiful.

1:26.8

I know.

1:27.3

So well written very eloquent,

1:29.3

clearly a mature guy looking for the same things that she's looking for. She's looking for a man

1:33.7

of God. He's looking for a woman of God. And she's like, Bing, Bing, let's like each other. So normally

1:39.2

on a dating app, when you match with somebody, that means, hey, I i'm also interested so we can start getting this

1:45.1

conversation going and we can maybe go out on a date or do a couple of messages and see if there's

1:49.9

some kind of connection there so this guy named george ends up matching with my friend so she's like

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