How to Write a Greetings Card

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 28 November 2023

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Dear Listener, crap at writing greetings cards? End up putting something really generic or banging on for ages about nothing? Panic and freeze and end up not giving it to the person because what you’ve written is borderline feral? Stevie and Tessa have some top tips to get you through the blank page fear. Big love, NP x

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0:00.0	The famous five are away on a splendid weekend adventure.
0:03.5	Do we have to go home today?
0:05.5	sighed Anne.
0:06.5	I agree said Dick.
0:08.0	Even Timmy looks sad.
0:09.5	Cheer up everyone.
0:11.5	Beams Julian, I booked long weekend tickets we can return anytime on Monday
0:17.0	Oh you are clever Julian said Anne save over 50% with the long weekend a ticket from Great Western Railway.
0:24.5	Adventures start here.
0:26.0	Selected routes apply.
0:27.6	Saving in comparison to an anytime return fare. You're not. Dear listener, happy.
0:47.0	Happy birthday.
0:49.0	Have a good one!
0:50.0	Exclamation mark.
0:51.0	Good luck!
0:52.0	Two exclamation marks made into a smiley face.
0:54.7	Yes. A start of a sentence that then is crossed out and then you haven't pulled
0:58.4	of anything else so then you just go,
1:00.1	love from Stevie. Good one.
1:02.1	See you around.
1:04.0	Where? I guess.
1:07.0	This year has been big.
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