How to be Naked

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2023

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

Tessa recently got very nude in Japan and learnt some valuable truths about the concept of being nude. Stevie would like to know how to get nude without feeling self conscious. If you’re a non-nude and would like to free yourself from the confines of cloth then have a listen and let’s all go skinny dipping together.

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0:00.0	Hello, welcome to nobody panic, with me Nude Steve, me Naked Tessa.
0:20.0	Great. Welcome, welcome. Come on in, close off, just pop yourself over there. Come on in.
0:25.0	To the podcast, nobody panic, which we do howtus. And today's how to, we say, well nude in the sauna with our clothes popped off is Tessa please how to be naked what a surprise I've been thinking about this one a bit I've just been dwelling a lot on nudity I've been dwelling on it I think because within the last 12 months have been to
0:46.9	Japan where they have an incredible on-cent culture which is the natural hot springs
0:51.7	and they're just every village has one you're always
0:54.3	sort of within distance of an onsen and they are compulsory really nude so no swimming costumes allowed at all and it is such a mind shift because you're like oh my
1:05.3	God I'm not going in there and then when you're in you're like oh this is obviously the
1:08.8	right way to bathe Europeans similarly have a very like you know a Swedish sauna and
1:14.2	spar and it's all nude you're like oh my god I'm not going in the public nude one with
1:16.9	a mixed because the oncents are very segregated men and women whereas a lot of
1:20.9	the Europeans are just like it's a mixed gender sauna and you're like well
1:23.9	that might be naked I might see a willy I'm not going in there and then when you do you're like
1:28.4	huh that's a willy I. That's what it is.
1:34.0	Oh, Willy, okay, not as...
1:37.0	Okay.
1:38.0	Not as bad as I thought it would be...
1:41.0	Not as willyish as we've thought.
1:42.0	Not as willy as we've thought. Just so much more like, how that's just a body. bad as I thought it would be not as well as
1:43.0	just so much more like how that's just a body I feel like going in I be like
1:46.4	I'll see a penis and then when I see what I'm like it's just a willy it's just so
1:49.6	silly the sort of sentiment is yeah and it's oh God, this is so much healthier and better.
1:55.2	Both healthy in the sense of like, you shouldn't be sat in a wet chlorine filled swimming
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