How to Understand Wine

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2020

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Absolutely no idea about wine? Don’t understand how a wine can be dry when it’s literally wet? Scared to ask in case all the wine snobs laugh at you? Welcome to Wine Tasting for Dummies! Stevie (religiously orders the second cheapest bottle on the menu) and Tessa (only buys wine with an animal on the front) rope in wine expert Phoebe to walk them through the vineyard of knowledge.

List of wines:

Val De Loire Sauvignon Blanc

Oyster Bay Sauvignon Blanc

Sainsbury's Pinot Grigio, Taste the Difference

Wolf Blass Chardonnay

Barefoot Merlot

Marks & Spencer Bordeaux Merlot

Sainsbury's Beaujolais Villages Coteaux Granitiques, Taste the Difference

Wolf Blass Yellow Label Cabernet Sauvignon

Recorded and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:19.8	Hello everyone. Welcome to an hour-long wine special. Right, so this is Nobody Panic. It's the podscasts that you know and love. Swervin Hard Left.
0:22.8	Swirvin Hard Left.
0:23.8	It feels like it's a sponsored episode
0:26.0	and we have crow-barred this in, but it's not.
0:28.5	Tessa has always wanted to do this, haven't you?
0:30.3	This has been my passion for so long.
0:32.1	This is an episode. It's going to be how to talk about wine or how to understand wine. It's basically wine tasting for dummies.
0:40.0	And I want to do it for ages. And I didn't think it would happen.
0:44.0	And here we are.
0:45.0	So look if you're not a regular listener, this is the first one you're coming into,
0:49.0	I'd say pop away, pop back.
0:51.0	Pop back. Long time listeners, grab yourselves a glass and join us.
0:55.7	And with this, it's midday here.
0:58.7	I'm not eating yet.
1:00.1	I've not had breakfast and we are, we're we go. So this one is going to be all
1:05.5	about wine. I'm going to tell you in a minute why I feel so passionate about this
1:09.5	subject but if you want to join in at home, it's an interactive experience and we're going to put up the list of all the wines that we're going to drink on the podcast notes on Twitter on Twitter on
1:20.0	Twitter on podcast notes on Instagram. So like go and find them if you want to host a do
1:23.4	and they're all really like they're all ones that you've picked ones you find
1:26.6	on the six they're all from the six pounds in the supermarket so they're all
1:30.2	totally achievable I think yeah if you ever go to a wine tasting with like work or
1:34.0	somebody organises some wine tasting do or whatever. It's the most, I feel hot even thinking about it.
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