How to Socially Distance Yourself

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2020

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

In these Coronavirus times, Stevie and Tessa are socially distancing from each other – as should you be too! They explain why and also provide some good tips to help you stay safe while not going too crazy. This episode is brought to you via FaceTime from a living room and the stairwell of a hotel lobby respectively. Producer Ben did his best.

Recorded and edited by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions.

Photos by Marco Vittur, jingle by David Dobson.

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0:00.0	The famous five are away on a splendid weekend adventure.
0:03.5	Do we have to go home today?
0:05.5	sighed Anne.
0:06.5	I agree said Dick.
0:08.0	Even Timmy looks sad.
0:09.5	Cheer up everyone.
0:11.5	Beams Julian, I booked long weekend tickets we can return anytime on Monday
0:17.0	Oh you are clever Julian said Anne save over 50% with the long weekend a ticket from Great Western Railway.
0:24.5	Adventures start here.
0:26.0	Selected routes apply.
0:27.6	Saving in comparison to an anytime return fare. You're not. Hi everyone! So I don't want to see the extremely
0:53.0	at the age.
0:55.0	Nobody panic.
0:56.0	We're doing it over Face time because we are, what we're doing, Teza.
1:00.0	We are socially distancing from each other.
1:04.0	Thank God quite quickly.
1:06.0	Nothing to do with the pandemic.
1:08.0	It was a long time coming.
1:09.0	I've had quite enough of that girl.
1:11.0	Very much.
1:12.0	Yes, we are doing this on FaceTime. We're being very technologically
1:15.8	proud of ourselves. So it might sound a little bit different but hopefully it's
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