How To Tell If You’re Bored In Your Relationship Or Just Bored Of Quarantine

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

The J’s start the show with an update on quarantine dating, and a conversation about whether or not video chatting before in-person dates will become the new norm. Then a listener writes in to ask how to tell if you’re bored of quarantine or just bored in your relationship. The Awkward Sexual Encounter involves a late night fart and a discussion about the proper etiquette for being gross around your partner. Another emailer writes in to ask if it’s unfair to invite her boyfriend over during quarantine even though she’s not comfortable with her roommate having friends over. Is this a double standard, or is she in the right to see it as two separate things? Then another listener asks for help with texts from a guy who keeps flaking on her but continues to ask for another chance. Finally, they close the show with a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker, including one about dating someone who has never left their hometown. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:33.2	Hello and welcome back to the U of Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham and I am Jared Fried. It is so
0:40.8	good to be back here with you, Jordana. It's always great. I love that we started, we got on
0:47.3	today and you were like, let's record them. And I'm like, oh, I just got out of the shower, but
0:52.3	that works. I think you look great. Thank you. It is weird to get ready for these Zoom meetings.
1:02.1	Where do I, where are the pants? Do I like, because there is this mental mentality that you're like,
1:09.9	I'm going to do something that is work. Right. But I feel like, I mean, it's even bigger
1:16.5	discrepancy if you're like, if you're a woman and you usually like maybe like put on makeup or put
1:21.2	on like outfit. I have learned the hard way with these Zoom things where you go, yeah, we're taping
1:26.4	and they're like, what? I have to put on my face. It's like, you know, like I, but it's
1:32.8	real to sing that this is what it's like to kind of be a man. Where you're getting to go to all
1:40.1	these like work events and like you get to like 10 minutes before go, oh, I got to get ready.
1:45.8	And then you just put a towel up. That's kind of how we're living. Right. I mean, it's funny.
1:50.0	You're going to see as my hair dries throughout the episode, how much crazier it looks. I love it.
1:55.6	It's perfect. It's in its natural curly state. It's going to look pretty insane.
2:00.4	Listen, we're pumped to be here with you guys every week. We haven't missed a week. We won't
2:05.4	miss a week. We're here for your quarantine content. We're here and listen. And Jordana, I don't
2:13.8	know how you do this. I am a podcast listener. I love podcasts. So I listen to a lot of them.
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