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U Up?

How To Take The Pressure Off Of Your Dating Life

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.814.5K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2022

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

On this week’s episode, J&J start with a chat about the start of fall (aka hookup season), Jordana’s birthday plans, and her gift to all of you. The first emailer asks if she should go out with a guy who previously canceled their first date because he decided to be exclusive with someone else. Should she still go out with him if she feels like his second choice? The Awkward Sexual Encounter is a one night stand gone wrong. Later, a U Up? Hotline caller asks how to handle birthday gifts in a new relationship. Does she have to buy him the gift he’s been dropping hints about? They finish the episode with a round of Red Flag or Deal Breaker about nicknames, sleep routines, and poop stories. Check out the brand new U Up? YouTube channel by visiting: betches.co/youtube Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome back to the U of podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham and I am Jared Freed.

0:08.4

So good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? I just spent an hour talking about

0:12.9

myself pre-taping. How are you? I didn't even hear all about Big Sky Montana. I want to

0:18.6

go. Sounds like I can't afford it. I'm excited for you. Expensive plays. Big Sky Montana,

0:23.9

I would say it's put it on the list and mentioned to you know, I don't.

0:28.8

On your bachelor bachelor party planning list. I'm not going to send a bachelor party there.

0:33.0

I know. I would send a man like an older boomer who's retiring on his retirement party.

0:40.3

Or you'd send Jeff Bezos after he stepped down from Amazon. That's like the place. He is

0:46.2

the different a different package. Right. Yeah. It's I said it to you. It's to

0:52.1

speak Sky Montana is like to loom for boomer men. Like I told my dad I was like I'm going to

0:57.9

Big Sky. He's like oh my god. The golfing. The outdoors. Oh my god. I thought he was going

1:03.3

to like explode into confetti. Yeah. So amazing. Yeah. My whirlwind adventure to Big Sky Montana.

1:09.8

Lots of fun. How are you? What's going on in your life? Good. Well, today is a very special

1:14.9

day. Very. Very special day. Do you know why? Why? Well, Jared, today is my birthday. Well,

1:22.5

it's not my birthday as we're recording. It is my birthday. It is this episode comes out

1:26.8

on my birthday. Oh, thank God. It's okay. It's okay. Everyone in the room was like it

1:31.1

was just it was just held their breath. Oh my god. No, it's not my birthday today. We just

1:35.7

stop for an hour. We're sitting here. You're going on and on. It's not my birthday right

1:39.6

now. But the best day of the year. For anyone who's listening to this podcast, if you're

1:43.7

if you don't subscribe and you're listening as a regular normie, it is it is my birthday.

1:50.0

Oh, you pull. It's not subscribed to the UL with benefits. Happy birthday. Thank you.

1:55.9

I mean, I assume I'll get another text. You'll get a text. Maybe a voice note. My close

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