How To Take The Hint After Shooting Your Shot

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4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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On this week’s Sunday Special, Jared and Jordana are breaking down the texts between a listener and her almost contractor to decide whether or not he’s interested in her. Should she shoot her shot one more time or is a "k" text the kiss of death? Later, J&J introduce a new segment called Rate My Date where they review creative date ideas submitted by listeners. This week’s submission is a triple date straight out of a fever dream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Their skiff'd have ever received has to be a bike when I was younger, a pedal bike.
0:07.0	It was a sort of slick little road bike and I remember it was all like, it was so, it was all wrapped up,
0:13.0	it was so obvious what it was obviously because nothing shaped like a bike and I had a little ribbon on it and I was so
0:17.0	a guess. For that was a life changer and I'm still sort of big on cycling around my area now so, for that one change really low.
0:24.0	Enjoying every sip with red cups now back at Starbucks.
0:31.0	Hello and welcome to the Sunday Special episode of You Up Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:37.0	And I am Jared Fried. It is so good to be back here with you Jordana. We love a Sunday Special.
0:42.0	We love love love a Sunday Special. It is May 8th.
0:46.0	That's right. Tell you know what shows you have coming up?
0:49.0	I got shows. I got shows. I got shows. Madison was constant. That's a big show.
0:53.0	Love Madison. Love Madison. Great town. Great town. Fun town. It has the mix of college and real people that Penn State does not have.
1:03.0	I'm going to say explain on a past episode. Yeah, like it's and it's one considered one of the best clubs in the country.
1:11.0	Matt really interesting comedy on state. You get a lot of college kids. It's not like, you know, it's like it's the capital.
1:18.0	Okay, so you got like every one you got everyone. So Madison was constant. Tampa, Florida, LaHoya, Huntsville, Nashville, Dayton, Albany,
1:26.0	Jared for comm for tickets plus our live shows. We have a you up lives. We have you up live coming up in just next month.
1:33.0	Boston, San Francisco, LA, Austin, Chicago, New York. Make sure you come there. And if you're not from one of those cities, take a little trip.
1:40.0	Make a trip. Betches.co slash you up live to get tickets. I mean, it is a fun, fun time to be had by all. That's right.
1:49.0	And we have the hotline, of course, 212589 8903. Save it as J&J or save it as the guy that you're texting with.
1:58.0	And you don't want to text anymore. Save it as their number. Whatever you want to do with that number, you can save it as that.
2:03.0	We got merch. Let's read some emails. Mugs. What would J&J say? Mugs. You up with benefits, three bucks a month. Price of a cup of coffee to your most intimate thoughts.
2:12.0	Worth it. I would say if I were you and no ads on the episodes.
2:17.0	Exactly. Even that's another huge thing. If you're an avid listener, save yourself some time. There you go. So we want to get to the email.
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