How To Survive Yellowstone National Park
Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures
Travis Swartz
4.9 • 914 Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2019
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
In this episode Hank is joined by friend Kevin Nielsen to discuss the dangers of visiting, adventuring and vacationing in Yellowstone National Park. Hank shares his never tried and likely not true methods of survival, a wealth of statistical misinformation and a hell of a lot of laughs in what he considers and "instant classic" episode. Snap It! Stay In Your Car! Do Not Feed The Bison! See you at the park!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey before we start today's show I wanted to ask you a couple of quick favors |
| 0:04.1 | number one would you please subscribe to the show that would be super helpful and cool |
| 0:09.0 | and number two would you rate and review the show that helps me me a lot too, especially if you give me five |
| 0:14.8 | stars. Also, I wanted to announce, if you want to watch video of the podcast, you can find |
| 0:21.0 | that exclusively at Hank Patterson.com under the videos tab. |
| 0:25.0 | Anyway enjoy the show. |
| 0:27.0 | Test your voice. |
| 0:30.0 | Alex. Mm hmm. Shr-la-la-la-la-mm-mm, mmm, mmm, |
| 0:34.2 | true-a-m-mm, this is what they call pre-roll. |
| 0:37.6 | Like pre-roll, you do that before you, I mean we're rolling. |
| 0:45.0 | Right. So, which would indicate it's not pre-roll, it's just roll. |
| 0:50.0 | Just roll. But it's pre- like intro know role. It's still called pre-roll even |
| 0:55.2 | though we're it's still called pre-roll. Well now the listeners feel like they're |
| 0:58.0 | part of the whole they do they do it to this the behind the scenes moment that they, |
| 1:03.5 | look at Alex, Alex looks, she looks nice, |
| 1:05.4 | she looks much better than both of us |
| 1:07.2 | and yet she's not on camera. |
| 1:09.3 | Well, thank you. |
| 1:09.8 | Look at that, look at her, she looked, you know. |
| 1:12.0 | Well, they can't. She got up and like combed her hair and whatnot. And then she, so you can't, you can't see her, but she looks fantastic. You, I don't. And neither do you. No. Not even. |
| 1:23.4 | No, no. |
| 1:24.4 | I haven't looked good for seven, eight years. |
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