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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 1 - If Hank Talks In A Forest...

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Comedy, Sports, Wilderness

4.9914 Ratings

🗓️ 14 March 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

At long last, Hank Patterson's first ever Podcast.  Welcome to the disaster! On this episode Hank focuses, as he often does, on Hank. What makes Hank tick? What are Hank's credentials? What are Hank's earliest memories of camping and fishing?  Joining Hank is our resident indoorsman, Kevin Nielsen.  It's our first, it can only get better from here and it's way way better with beer.  

Transcript

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Bada baa doo, boo.

0:02.0

O warm up my voice.

0:05.0

It's the first one ever.

0:07.0

I don't know.

0:08.0

I'm Ink Patterson, high school graduate, community college dropout,

0:12.0

accomplished camper er, uh... Patterson High School graduate, Community College Dropout,

0:12.6

accomplished camper, or a person I'm really good at camping,

0:17.0

and world-renowned fly fishing expert and guide.

0:19.8

And this is Hank Patterson's Outdoor Miss Adventures.

0:23.4

It's a podcast for campers and flyfishers

0:26.7

and anyone else who loves adventuring and being out.

0:29.9

It's for anybody who's ever been outside ever in their entire lives and for people who have never been outside it's it's something that'll make them want to get outside and this is Kevin by the way if you're look if you're listening to the show right now which is what you should

0:44.6

be doing with a podcast is listening to the show you have no idea that Kevin is is sitting right

0:50.9

next to me but if you're watching the video portion of it you know

0:54.4

that Kevin is here and you're thinking oh my god who's this weirdo you know why is

0:58.0

he sitting there and it's because I just need somebody to talk to later and

1:01.9

stuff but right now he just Kevin's just talk to later and stuff. But right now he just, Kevin's just going to sit there and not do anything at all.

1:06.7

But say hi Kevin.

1:07.7

Hello.

1:08.7

Hey, there you go, that's good stuff.

1:10.7

Man, wow, good, good mic work. Anyway, if you enjoy laughing, not learning beer, campfires,

1:17.0

pancakes, rivers, shooting stars, lakes, badgers, guinea pigs, being outside, all that sort of stuff, you're going to love

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