How to Survive Christmas - LIVE from Altitude London

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2018

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Stevie and Tessa host a live podcast/Christmas work do complete with buffet, mingling and some serious tips on how to survive Christmas - from difficult extended family, to going it alone. Merry Christmas! Everyone! x

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0:00.0	Welcome to Nobody Panic. I'm going there's a hundred thousand people here at Wembley
0:16.9	welcome to nobody panic thank you so much for joining us and in your ears as well
0:22.3	it's so weird doing a life one.
0:24.0	I always feel really embarrassed.
0:25.0	Like I want to be looking here and I'm going to look in there.
0:26.5	Anyway, I want to first thank the wonderful altitude
0:30.4	London who are hosting this brilliant bar with like 360 degree views of London isn't it
0:36.0	swanky?
0:37.0	It's so swanky and also the economist who is sponsoring the entire event.
0:43.0	You are, you are, please take the bag of these.
0:46.0	I can see some of you already have.
0:48.0	And also own tampons who have, apparently someone didn't get a tampon and,
0:52.0	own tampons, have got tampon and own tampons have got
0:54.2	tampon tote bags, tampons inside, some Christmas socks from Tessa, correct?
0:58.8	And they're great. A lady didn't get one and she asked a man,
1:03.2	sorry, can I have your tampons?
1:04.2	He went, no.
1:05.2	And I love whoever that is.
1:08.4	Solidarity.
1:10.4	If you like more tampons, there's more tampons.
1:12.8	There's no more socks, so you have to sort of fight for them.
1:16.0	Fight for the sock.
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