Podcast listener named Paul Kilpatrick writes and asks of this.

Seriously, what would you do in a zombie apocalypse?

Yes, Paul, very good question.

We want to be prepared.

We must be prepared.

And for answers, we turn to zombie expert and associate professor of Old Testament at

Briarcrest College in seminary in Saskatchewan, Dr. Eric Orland.

Eric, thank you for joining us on such short notice to answer this urgent question.

Oh, absolutely.

Thank you for having me.

So let's dive in.

Of course, it's futile to try and prevent a zombie apocalypse.

It will come upon us and with little warning.

So how do we prepare for and survive a zombie apocalypse?

Yeah.

And I think it's really just two things, a samurai sword and lots and lots of protein bars.

That's pretty much all you need.

And a fresh source of water and a lot of friends.

But really, it's just a my sword and protein bars.

That's it.

And you're set.

You get your sword out and you get a protein bar ready just to have enough energy to keep

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