How To Steal From McDonalds?! w/ Kareem Rahma (Subway Takes) | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2024

⏱️ 92 minutes

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0:13.8	Wonderful pistachios, let me tell you something dude. I got a box of these wonderful pistachios and yummy yummy in my tummy dude. I was covered in pistachio shells. I loved it. They've come out of their shells. They got the same delicious taste but with a little less work for you. Less cracking, more snacking.
0:17.1	They don't have the shells. They've dishelled all the pistachios. So you're
0:20.1	just eaten just pure pistachio nuts.
0:22.9	I loved it.
0:24.5	Spice lovers go nuts.
0:26.0	It's time to get spicy with wonderful pistachio's newest no shells flavor
0:30.3	jalapeno lime.
0:31.6	My kids loved them. Like legitimately loved them. They actually
0:36.3	came to the house when I was on the road. I came, they sent like five packages
0:39.6	of it. When I got home there was half a package left of pistachios because my kids were just little pistachio
0:44.1	monsters. They're crazy! They're pistachio psychos.
0:48.0	Next time you're shopping for snacks and you are craving something crunchy and satisfying.
0:53.2	Ditch the bag of chips and grab wonderful pistachios,
0:55.9	no shells, your body and taste buds.
0:57.6	We'll thank us.
0:58.2	R.I. Tastebuds. Hi, I'm Slushy.
1:14.6	Karim's here, and look at John's butt,
1:16.2	zoom in on John's butt.
1:17.7	Wait, do you want me to have this one?
1:18.6	Yeah, why not, dude?
1:19.7	Here's the thing, oh. Here's the thing with Kareem.
1:25.0	I'm just gonna hold this thing.
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