How to Party with Kiell Smith-Bynoe (Live at Soho Theatre)

Nobody Panic

Plosive, Tessa Coates and Stevie Martin

Education, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 933 Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2022

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Finally, Ghosts star and renowned party boy Kiell Smith-Bynoe comes on the podcast and explains to Tessa that you don’t need to have champagne in the bath, give out invitations written on scrolls or provide class A drugs “just in case??!!” to have a good party. Stevie mostly listens and says things like “what?!”.

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Recorded live at Soho Theatre and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive.

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0:00.0	Hello everybody, Soho Theatre, welcome to Nobody Panic!
0:15.0	Oh, what an absolutely delightful room of Wembley Oh, two we have here with us and we're not alone
0:25.6	We've brought our amazing special guest friend hot boy Kaille Smith by now. Oh do you believe in ghosts?
0:35.0	I refuse to answer that question.
0:38.0	We're going to be doing a topic that's very close to your heart, how party yeah and but before we do we're going to
0:44.7	read out some adult things I'm going to give you some of these chunky chunky
0:46.9	boys and everyone listening just handing out some chunky boys and some pieces of
0:52.0	paper I've given myself none and I've dropped it on the. We're all just going to deal with it.
0:54.7	Okay, so we're going to read out some adult things and we're all just going to be
0:57.3	really supportive and like just have a think about them.
0:59.3	What a drill? Oh then return said drill where it's burned onto knob.
1:05.0	Okay, so I'm not even joking, the hand writing is so beautiful, but I can't read it.
1:10.0	Can't be it's burnt onto a knob.
1:12.0	I think it's bought a drill.
1:13.2	Then return said drill when it turned out not to be a drill.
1:16.5	Oh, I can't read.
1:17.3	Sorry, I shouldn't make that clear.
1:18.9	I cannot.
1:19.5	For the people at home, I can't spend enough of how much it looks like burnt on to knob that does.
1:23.0	Okay I can read I actually can read.
1:26.0	Right I took some genes that didn't fit to the tailors and now they fit.
1:30.0	Oh I haven't never taken anything to a tailor's.
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