How To (Not) Win The Lottery
Larry Miller Show
Jeff Fox
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 20 January 2016
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
Larry's not a big lottery ticket getter, but he got in on the big Powerball! And we hear a funny story about talking his Dad into buying a ticket. And Larry's wife's plans for a relaxing weekend at the beach come slightly unhinged and not even Larry's fancy Hugh Hefner pajamas can fix it. http://LarryMillerShow.com
Quote of the week: "You tell 'em."
Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox
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| 0:00.0 | And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. And the Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who loves lottery tickets. I'm Larry Miller, but in a way aren't we all? |
| 0:44.1 | And I'll tell you what, it's just gorgeous on Milleronia here today. |
| 0:50.7 | I know what, I've said this before. Yes, yes it's true I control the weather here and I have |
| 0:56.8 | several scientists who don't know that they're really prisoners yet they stay in the laboratory a lot. They think it's to enjoy |
| 1:08.0 | their work, but they don't know that if they ever tried to escape well it would be a walk up to the |
| 1:15.9 | volcano in any case you know what it does it makes me so happy it's a wonderful |
| 1:22.2 | beautiful day here and we don't suffer the prison-like effect of having to worry about what it's going to be in the weather. |
| 1:31.5 | Is it going to be cold and rainy or freezing and rainy? Do I like rain? But you know what? It's just gorgeous here and that music always takes me away with |
| 1:44.7 | happiness that's the Carlos Fogle Quist Orchestra and the Melinda Tyler |
| 1:51.2 | Godwin dancers featuring Boy Tenor William Lucking asking the musical question. |
| 1:58.0 | If the peasants are revolting, should they all get makeovers? |
| 2:07.0 | Well... holding should they all get makeovers? Well you know what that's a heck of a question William and also it starts as what makes it a great question is just the beginning if the peasants are revolting |
| 2:17.2 | wow there's an image not only from movie land and well horror movies a lot but |
| 2:26.7 | peasants holy mackerel and but should they all get makeovers I said to the colonel kernal Jeff today I said you know |
| 2:31.5 | the word makeover sounds like something from England in the 30s. |
| 2:38.5 | It sounds like, well, we need to get her a makeover. A makeover. But the Colonel Thought and I agreed that that word is still in use and it just gives a little, well little offbeat classy sound to the whole thought not unlike peasants |
| 2:56.9 | revolting so first of all if the peasants are revolting should they all get |
| 3:01.5 | makeovers and I wanted to know are these the |
| 3:07.2 | peasants who are all carrying lit torches to Dr Frankenstein Frankenstein's castle. So if that's the case, it's not the |
| 3:16.3 | peasant's fault. Hey, they're just marching at night in the rain. And you already |
| 3:20.5 | know I don't like rain. Plus, isn't it amazing to you that the three assistants in every horror movie for all time, forever. They're always one cruel, ugly old woman, one |
| 3:38.2 | hunchback assistant the doctor promised to someday help and one really young sexy blonde |
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